For LaughsCanny Quotes....

"People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit." George Burns
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"OLD" IS WHEN..... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!"
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"OLD" IS WHEN..... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
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