Monkey (Facts)
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I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
~Elayne Boosler
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Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
~George Ade
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You can't have everything... where would you put it?
~Steven Wright

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